I had a maternity photoshoot with my burrito food baby

One thing absolutely trumps the birth of a baby: a really delicious burrito.

While many responsible adults I know have begun to pop out children, I know many others who are popping buttons on their pants after a large meal. 

I chose the latter.

I decided to celebrate a food baby. It’s just as prevalent as a human baby, but at least half the stress and cost. So I invited my co-worker Ryan to get pregnant with me through the leading producer of food babies, Chipotle.

Really, I just had Ryan feed me the gigantic burrito in a way that will probably make his girlfriend want to have a little talk with him.  Read more…