I had a maternity photoshoot with my burrito food baby
March 25, 2016 - Uncategorized
One thing absolutely trumps the birth of a baby: a really delicious burrito.
While many responsible adults I know have begun to pop out children, I know many others who are popping buttons on their pants after a large meal.
I chose the latter.
I decided to celebrate a food baby. It’s just as prevalent as a human baby, but at least half the stress and cost. So I invited my co-worker Ryan to get pregnant with me through the leading producer of food babies, Chipotle.
Really, I just had Ryan feed me the gigantic burrito in a way that will probably make his girlfriend want to have a little talk with him. Read more…