A woman tweeted all the weird things her boyfriend said in his sleep
February 25, 2016 - Uncategorized
Caitlin’s boyfriend was saying weird things in his sleep. So, naturally, she put all of them on the Internet.
Her Twitter, the aptly-named @Sleep_Sayings, documents the REM cycle ramblings of her partner, whom she refers to only as “Sir Lord Dick Pat.”
It’s too soon to know for sure, but we think Sir Lord Dick Pat might have life all figured out. Why? For one thing, a slumbering Sir Lord Dick Pat is honest about his desires.
And his priorities seem so clear.
But … he’s a little nervous about his newfound fame. Read more…